2011 Resolutions

I am pretty bad at this whole blogging thing.  2010 has come and gone, I started a post the other day about my favorite things that happened in 2010, but did not finish it and I probably wont.  Here is the basic rundown though.

Best Movie:  Inception?
Best Album:  The Suburbs, Arcade Fire
Hottest Babe:  Marion Cotillard
Best Personal Choice of 2010:  Spending summer in Montana
Worst Personal Choice in 2010:  Not spending the rest of the year there
Number of Bears I saw in 2010:  10 (6 black, 4 grizzly)
Fruit Snacks consumed by me:  Approximately 36,000

That's about as far as I got.  Work currently demands a lot of writing, which has left precious little time for myotherblogisyourmom.  However, the tenth of January is upon us and it marks the day that I make my Resolutions.  I'll be honest, I made some horribly poor decisions in 2010, but disaster was averted and lessons were learned.  In order to avoid similar mistakes, I put a lot of thought into this years resolutions.  Now, to be frank, I did not accomplish many of the semi-gay resolutions that I set for myself on the blog last year, which leads me to believe that I am not gay.  Not at all.  But I am determined to make this years resolutions a reality.  Here they are.

-Spend at least a month in Mongolia (Mongoria)
-Turn down zero bets
-Watch the movie "the Rock".... every day
-Buy a large exotic animal for a pet.  Then upon realizing that it belongs in the wild, try to let it go.  When the pet does not leave and looks back in confusion, scream and tell it "GET OUT OF HERE! GO!  JUST GO!  I HATE YOU!"  When the pet still does not leave, I will punch it in the face.  It's for the best.
-Play one round of russian roulette

My final resolution is a big one that deserves a bit more attention.  This year I have decided to start my career as a stay at home dad.  I am currently accepting applications from ambitious and career-oriented young women that are willing to help me towards this goal.  If you are older than 18, fertile, willing to live in Montana, and don't mind if I take our kids fishing every single day, go ahead and email me your resume (picture).  I'm not very picky.

Anyways, I'm going to try and blog a bit more.  But no promises.  I recently found this picture of what is most likely my soulmate.