Too soon?

You have most likely heard about some of the crap that has been happening to Japan over the last month or so, and unless you are heartless, or a dolphin, you probably feel pretty bad for our Japanese friends.  Well, things are about to get a whole lot more complicated.  Let me set up a little equation for you.

Under-sea earthquake + Nuclear radiation = Godzilla

Godzira!

Yes, an 8.9 magnitude quake is more than enough to wake that old lizard up, not to mention that nuclear power plants are leaking some of his favorite food into the ocean on a daily basis.  It is pretty much a perfect Godzilla storm, and I'm expecting to see an appearance any day now.  I also expect that Godzilla is going to be pretty bummed when he shows up and sees that the place is already in shambles, and there is no real reason to cause further mayhem.  I bet the look on his face is going to be priceless.

Anyways, it is pretty sad to see the normally cheery Japanese people having such a hard time.  However, a few of the Japanese were getting into some pretty weird stuff over there, and maybe the silver lining to the disasters will be a return to normalcy for some of these guys:

I want to know if this is common, everyday behavior or just something you do at car-shows in Japan. 

Japan's National Turd Sandwich Team

     I honestly don't know what is going on here.  I doubt it is legal in the U.S. whatever it is

Swirly?  Torture?  Baptism?

Please get better soon Japan, we need you back to embarrass our whale wars hippies.